This just in!

Reuters announced the results of a meta-data study from a university in England which examined the perceived nutritional benefits of organic foods. The report, which examined 162 research studies over the past 50 years found absolutely no relevant nutritional benefit of organic food over normal food.

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They mean to say that food grown by 'the man' and his 'science' is just as nutritional as food grown by 'natural types' and their 'good vibes'?

Wait, we are getting another incoming news report...

Millions of Americans have taken to the streets in protest, angry at the realization that they have wasted untold billions of dollars on food purchases that they didn't research well enough in the first place. Tragic.

Thats enough for now, I've got to go organize a peer review study of high speed CMOS sensors... for the man.