Cheese attack!

A coworker handed me a piece of cheese today and said 'try this, its strong.' Without really thinking I tossed it into my mouth and bit down... immediatley my senses were overcome by a taste that can only be described as putrid. What I wanted to ask, but didn't, was how ugly was the Frenchman whose ass this piece of white hell was pulled from? Usually I will give people the benefit of the doubt when it comes to tastes; different strokes for different folks, but no human likes this cheese, its just not possible given our natural biology. Some may 'claim' to like this cheese, but only because they are being snobby and trying to prove some vague sense of superiority by eating something that literally tastes like ass. I don't like those kinds of people, they're the same thin-lipped types who claim to like The White Stripes' music. Don't do that people, a turd is a turd, just admit it ok?

I don't know the name of the cheese; just that its french, but based on the mouth-rape I just suffered I think we could make an argumented for justified war on the Surrender Monkeys. We'll bomb their vinyards and build breweries in the still smoldering ashes. We'll slaughter the cows that made the milk for this cheese and send the beef to McDonalds for use in Big Macs. Then, during an especially dark and cloudy night we'll secretly steal their fancy cigarettes and replace them with menthols! Take that Frenchies!