Tasteful thoughts from a tasteless mind
Why does every indie movie have a scene of a emo-haired teenage boy reading a copy of "Thus Spake Zarathustra"?
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Why can't America have a population crisis like Japan? They are dying faster than they are breeding; I wish we could manage that.
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Why were people in the 1970s obsessed with Avocado colored things? I like the fruit but I don't want to paint my walls the same color in a culinary tribute.
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Whenever I see a woman with a tramp stamp and a kid I always think her male partner 'missed a little low'. Does that make me a bad person?
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When most people flip you the middle finger they follow it up with a verbal 'F-you!'. I think this is redundant. You've already said your 'F-you' with the middle finger, so now its time to get creative. Try something blatantly homophobic, or sexist. Be imaginative! Paint a broader visage of hate with your words!
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Ironically, most people that abide by the philosophy "Don't worry, be happy" should do a little more of the former and little less of the latter.
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Surfing, as a sport, needs a new PR agent. No other activity has such a laid back image but harbors such violence in practice.
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If mountain bike movies were pornos they would all be climax shots. We seriously need some variety in the art form. When it comes to bike porn I'm a chick, I want some back story and an emotional connection. I want to laugh, cry, and open my heart before my legs.
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Why can't America have a population crisis like Japan? They are dying faster than they are breeding; I wish we could manage that.
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Why were people in the 1970s obsessed with Avocado colored things? I like the fruit but I don't want to paint my walls the same color in a culinary tribute.
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Whenever I see a woman with a tramp stamp and a kid I always think her male partner 'missed a little low'. Does that make me a bad person?
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When most people flip you the middle finger they follow it up with a verbal 'F-you!'. I think this is redundant. You've already said your 'F-you' with the middle finger, so now its time to get creative. Try something blatantly homophobic, or sexist. Be imaginative! Paint a broader visage of hate with your words!
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Ironically, most people that abide by the philosophy "Don't worry, be happy" should do a little more of the former and little less of the latter.
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Surfing, as a sport, needs a new PR agent. No other activity has such a laid back image but harbors such violence in practice.
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If mountain bike movies were pornos they would all be climax shots. We seriously need some variety in the art form. When it comes to bike porn I'm a chick, I want some back story and an emotional connection. I want to laugh, cry, and open my heart before my legs.
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posted by doeman at
1:52 PM
1 Comments:
In an interesting mood are we. I have to second that thought on the bike movies. Although if I'm watching them to get amped for a ride, then I am all game for a quick romp to get the adrenaline pumping.
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