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The Good People:
Garbage Collectors:
You guys (and girls who look like guys) regularly collect our filth and refuse. Your profession keeps our homes and institutions free from festering trash and horrible diseases. People may look down on you, they may say any trained Chimpanzee could do your job, and they would be right... but you are still important! Without you society would simply rot. You should get paid more.
Doctors:
Your knowledge of medical science heals the lame and allows the blind to see. Hell, you guys alleviate more pain on a daily basis than any Jewish carpenter and you don't even get worshipped! I know you get a lot of crap from all those patients who self-diagnosed their genius selves on Web MD but keep your heads held high, you'll get the last laugh when they come crawling back leaking organic coffee from their back-ends. Oh, and I know med school was expensive but I don't really think you should get paid more; I know the 2010 BMW 7-series looks nice, but stick with your M3 for another year. Rough I know, but the economy is down and we all must make sacrifices.
Missed Connections People on Craigslist:
Your endless optimism makes my days just a little brighter. Sure, I've been there, seen a hot chick in the supermarket or on the beach, but I never thought to post an anonymous add on the Internet pleading for her to answer back. But you guys do just that! It doesn't matter that she didn't see you staring at her ass for a half-hour while she enjoyed a picnic with her boyfriend in the park, it doesn't matter that shes never actually heard of Craigslist, it doesn't even matter that you look like a grown up version of Chunk from 'The Goonies'. She'll respond, she really will.
Garbage Collectors:
You guys (and girls who look like guys) regularly collect our filth and refuse. Your profession keeps our homes and institutions free from festering trash and horrible diseases. People may look down on you, they may say any trained Chimpanzee could do your job, and they would be right... but you are still important! Without you society would simply rot. You should get paid more.
Doctors:
Your knowledge of medical science heals the lame and allows the blind to see. Hell, you guys alleviate more pain on a daily basis than any Jewish carpenter and you don't even get worshipped! I know you get a lot of crap from all those patients who self-diagnosed their genius selves on Web MD but keep your heads held high, you'll get the last laugh when they come crawling back leaking organic coffee from their back-ends. Oh, and I know med school was expensive but I don't really think you should get paid more; I know the 2010 BMW 7-series looks nice, but stick with your M3 for another year. Rough I know, but the economy is down and we all must make sacrifices.
Missed Connections People on Craigslist:
Your endless optimism makes my days just a little brighter. Sure, I've been there, seen a hot chick in the supermarket or on the beach, but I never thought to post an anonymous add on the Internet pleading for her to answer back. But you guys do just that! It doesn't matter that she didn't see you staring at her ass for a half-hour while she enjoyed a picnic with her boyfriend in the park, it doesn't matter that shes never actually heard of Craigslist, it doesn't even matter that you look like a grown up version of Chunk from 'The Goonies'. She'll respond, she really will.
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