Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Craigslist Folly

The world of mountain biking is full of jargon; numerous part standards, widths, heights, weights, pressures, and lengths. To the uninitiated it can be confusing to say the least... which brings me to my main point. Craigslist. The wonderful world of the bike page on craigslist is a mixed bag of those in the know, and those who don't have a clue. Occasionally you'll see a great deal, but more likely you'll find someone trying to huck a part or bike for a absolutely ridiculous price. I've decided to highlight a few of Bellingham's recent adds:

rip-off cranks


Wow, an ancient set of square taper XT cranks. These are at least 10 years old, but rest assured they are in good shape! "light scratches where pedals were installed, otherwise threads fine. Chainrings have little to light use" Yeah, sure buddy, your 10 year old cranks, which have seen enough use to rub off their XT logos are in great shape and I'm sure the hook shaped chainring teeth will match up great with my new chain!
Asking price: $100

im looking for a cheap kona shred
When I first saw this post title I immediatley knew the individual must be below the age of 14 with an IQ to match. The Kona Shred bikes, while not top of the line, start at around a thousand dollars. However buddy boy here wants to spend 200 bucks. His message continues, "im looking for a kona shred in good condition and preaty cheap so just plz email a pic of it plz at (email ommited) i will pay in cash" You know what they say, you get what you pay for. WTF, LOL OMG.

kid bike crap


You know times are bad when people are trying to sell their kids bike for gas: "Nice HUFFY bike, Made in United States of America . Rear tire shows wear. black paint with flames and chrome front forks. Just pay for 10 Gallons of gas put in my vehicle, from locale gas station and its yours."
Whats that junior? You want to ride your bike? Sorry, mommy traded it for a tank of gas, now go watch some more Sponge Bob and mommy will bring you a king size Snickers bar.
I like this morons emphasis on HUFFY and the (wrong) fact that the bike is made in the good 'ol USA. I'm betting this person has greasy hair, packs an extra 50 pounds, and favorite beer starts with a "B".

1 Comments:

Blogger westwoods said...

I bought a Maverick DUC 32 brand new on craigslist for $550 shipped.

I bought a Fox 36 Float on Craigslist for $450 shipped.

I have found 4 kona shreds for under $500 for my son's birthday. Waiting for pix.

I bought an SX-Trail 1 Frame for $950 new.

Funny how bike shop owners bash craigslist, but most of my sales were from bike shop owners selling out the back of their shops.

January 22, 2009 6:33 AM  

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